13 Genius Ways to Get Lazy About Breast Pumping

Genius ways to get lazy? Sign me up! As my favorite podcaster Kendra Adache, creator of The Lazy Genius, says, “Be a genius about the things that matter, and lazy about the things that don’t.” Whether you’re a longtime listener to her podcast, or a brand new fan, you’re absolutely going to love using these principles to be a Lazy Genius about pumping!

*Disclaimer* The terms Lazy Genius and the 13 Principles listed here are used with permission. Blog author Melissa Guerriero does not benefit monetarily from this blog post or any of the Lazy Genius products, productions, or books. This is not an affiliate or sponsored post, just a big big fan! To dive into the world of the Lazy Genius, head to https://www.thelazygeniuscollective.com/ Learn helpful strategies and practical wisdom from Kendra Adachi, a three-time New York Times bestselling author, podcaster, and expert on compassionate time management.

Ready to see how these principles can help you as a pumping momma? Let’s get started!

The 13 Principles
(Scroll down to see these applied to breast pumping!)

1. Decide Once: Make a decision about something and stick with it to avoid decision fatigue. 
2. Start Small: Begin with tiny, manageable steps rather than tackling a whole overwhelming task at once. 
3. Ask the Magic Question: Ask yourself, “What can I do now to make something easier later?” to make smart, forward-thinking choices. 
4. Live in the Season: Acknowledge your current life stage and make choices that are appropriate for your present circumstances. 
5. Build the Right Routines: Develop helpful daily habits and routines that work for your life and help you get things done. 
6. Set House Rules: Establish clear, simple rules for your home to make life smoother for everyone living there. 
7. Put Everything in its Place: Create a system where everything has a designated home to reduce clutter and disorganization. 
8. Let People In: Allow others to help you and be open to receiving support when you need it. 
9. Batch It: Group similar tasks together and do them all at once to be more efficient. 
10. Essentialize: Identify what is most important in a situation and focus your energy there, letting go of the less critical things. 
11. Go in the Right Order: Understand that the sequence of tasks matters and arrange them in the most logical and helpful way. 
12. Schedule Rest: Proactively make time for rest and recovery, recognizing its importance for your overall well-being. 
13. Be Kind to Yourself: Practice self-compassion, understanding that it’s okay to struggle, be imperfect, and embrace both the success and struggles of your life. 

1. Decide once

What’s one decision you can make once about pumping? In our family, I decided that since I make the milk, my husband would do the dishes. This way, it was decided once. I didn’t have to ask all the time, and I didn’t get bitter about all the dishes.
You could decide once that you’ll have a high-protein snack every time you pump. Decide to drink an entire cup of water during each pumping session. You could decide once that you get a treat during your middle of the night pump, so you look forward to it every night. Decide once that since you’re home with baby all day, your partner gets diaper duty on the weekends. Decide once that visitors can feed your baby while you visit. You could decide once that you don’t even want visitors for x weeks after birth. Getting the hang of it now?

2. Start small

Beginning with small steps can help overwhelm. Got a pile of baby clothes demanding attention? Why not just organize the 0-3m clothing right now and leave the rest in a bin? Concerned about your milk supply? Start with a flange-sizing consultation instead of tackling the whole topic at once. Want to work on making mom friends? Start by going to just one meet-up instead of signing up for a whole class series or stroller workout group (or ask to go to one class for free to see if you even like it!). Got an intimidating pile of books to read? Maybe an audiobook might work better for you right now, with one earbud in your ear while you care for baby and pump.

3. Ask the magic question

This one is great for pumping mommas! Ask yourself the magic question: What can you do now so future-you can feel a little lazier? (In a good way, of course!) This can be assembling your pumping supplies so they are ready to go when it’s time to pump (Or better yet, assigning this task to a partner or helper!) Got a bit of extra time during a nap? Prepare an easy meal or snack to eat later in the day when you don’t have time to do it! Someone visiting? Use that time to do a chore you’ve been avoiding with them, or ask them to do it, so you don’t have to do it alone later!

4. Live in the season

This might be my favorite one to apply to pumping. Momma… this stage doesn’t last forever. Consider it a season of your life. This is not your season to start projects. Maternity leave is not vacation. If “all you did” today was care for your baby and make milk, you are rocking this season of life. There will be time again for hobbies, I promise. This season ain’t it. It might not be your season of life to join your older child’s PTA or to volunteer at church. Feel free to turn down the extras in your life to focus on what matters right now. Join the PTA or volunteer for church next year if you feel called! No one is going to blame you for not doing it right now.
In the middle of the night, when your baby starts crying just when you sat down to pump, take a deep breath… this is only for now. This stage will not last forever. This stage is just a season in your life.

5. Build the right routines

I’ll be honest with you. I didn’t like maternity leave. It really sucked and I really wanted to go back to work. Building a routine helped me deal with the long days alone with my baby. I paid attention to wake windows, and I planned small outings around those windows. We had a routine of walking just about every day, the fresh air did me a world of good. I prepared a snack ahead of time so I could routinely eat and drink during pumping sessions. That routine helped me stay hydrated and fed. I practiced feeding, lifting, carrying, burping, and even changing baby while pumping so that my pumping routine would not be interrupted by their needs.

6. Set house rules

Communication is key here. If you have a partner, be honest about how things are gonna go once baby is home. Perhaps a rule is that if you feed, they change diapers. Or if they get a morning of golf, you get a solo trip to Target. Perhaps a rule is that your in-laws need to text before coming over. A house rule could also look like this: When you’re pumping, the older kids get screen time. Or if a visitor wants to hold the new baby, they need to wash their hands and be sitting down. Be confident in setting boundaries. This is your house, your baby, and your postpartum. YOU make the rules, momma.

7. Put everything in its place

Set up a pumping station! Many people use one of those 3-tiered carts to keep all their pumping and diapering stuff in one place. Maybe the top rack is diapers, wipes, and butt paste. Maybe the middle rack is your pump, nipple butter, and protein bars. Maybe the bottom rack is hand-towels, swaddles, receiving blankets, and spit-up rags. Get crazy and set up one station upstairs and one downstairs! If everything has a home, you’ll always know where it is.

8. Let people in

If people are willing to help, momma LET THEM! Let people set up a meal-train for you. Let them hold your baby so you can shower. Let them do the dishes if you’d rather hold your baby. Let your big kids have a bit more independence and become your right-hand-man, skipper, or buddy! They will probably LOVE having a silly new title and bringing mommy things.
If no one is offering to help, ASK them. At my lowest point, going through postpartum anxiety after my second baby, I distinctly remember asking 11 people for help in one way or another. A few said no, a few said not right now, a few asked clarifying questions, and a few said yes. The people who said yes were not who I assumed would say yes, which hurt. And, YES I had to pay a few for some of this help- I got a mother’s helper for a few hours, and I got some help cleaning. Sometimes you gotta build your own village, and sometimes you gotta pay some of the villagers… that’s the society we live in, unfortunately.

9. Batch it

This is when you do a whole batch of a chore at once. I know mommas who use multiple sets of pumping accessories and wash them all in one big batch once or twice a day instead of after every pumping session. I use to do laundry with my husband only on weekends, so we could tackle it together and not have to do it every day during the week. I’d batch email correspondence during pumping sessions so I could catch up while also being productive making milk! I’d prepare a few bottles at a time in a batch, so I’d have one ready when baby was hungry and not be stressed out while they are crying. I froze milk by laying a “batch” of 3-4 bags of milk on a cookie sheet in the freezer and labeling them all at once.

10. Essentialize

If you are feeling overwhelmed, pare that to-do list down to what matters. Kendra suggests 4 categories: Right now, Soon, Later, Nevermind. It feels GOOD to take things completely off your to-do list!
For example, if your to-do list today includes: Pump every 3 hours, take a shower, shave your legs, go grocery shopping, pay the electric bill, donate money to church, read your book club book, do laundry, put away clothes, water the indoor plants and weed the outdoor plants, feed the cats, call your mom back, make dinner, bath night, hang with your husband. That’s A LOT, right? It COULD look like this: RIGHT NOW: prioritize pumping, pay that electric bill so your lights stay on, feed the cats and your family. SOON: Take a shower when you can. Do that laundry when you need to, but it’s ok to live out of a clean stack in the laundry basket for awhile. Water those indoor plants so they don’t die, but it’s not the end of the world if you don’t get to it today. Hang with your hubs when you can or do a chore together. LATER: Order groceries online and pick them up later, or have them delivered. Call your mom when you have time, or while you are multitasking. Donate when you can, the church won’t turn off your lights if they don’t get their money. Nevermind Category: Don’t feel like you need to shave those legs. Forget the weeding outside. And… maybe this isn’t your season to be in a book-club, eh?

11. Go in the right order

You’ll figure out pretty quickly when you do things out of order, and you’ll find a new order that works better for you. Do you ever sit down to pump and your baby immediately wakes up and starts crying? What if you changed the order to pumping after you feed and change your baby? Do you feel like as soon as you shower in the morning, something gets on your clean clothes and newly washed hair? What if you switch your shower to nighttime? Does your baby ever spit up while being burped? What if you changed them into fresh clothes after feeding? The order in which you do things matters.

12. Schedule rest

Repeat after me- “I deserve unconditional rest.” You don’t have to earn rest, momma. If you don’t take it when you can, your body will force it by becoming ill or mentally breaking down. They say “sleep when baby sleeps” and I encourage you to do so. A little nap or shut-eye can recharge you for the next few hours. Don’t feel like you have to be a multi-tasking maniac when you pump. Pumping itself is productive. You can use that time to scroll on your phone, watch a show, observe an older child at play, pet a cat, etc. Think of other types of rest, as well. Spiritual rest could look like using pumping sessions to meditate, pray, or read teachings or scripture. Do you miss a creative hobby? Give yourself creative rest by doing some light sketching while pumping, or crochet. This doesn’t sound restful to you, then it’s not rest, for you. Do whatever calms, centers, and recharges you.

13. Be kind to yourself

My way of saying this is always, “Have grace with yourself.” Having a newborn is HARD. Breast pumping is HARD. If you’re worried about being a good mom, you likely ARE a good mom. This ish is just hard as heck!!! So please, have grace with yourself, your body, and your baby.

Hopefully these 13 principles gave you some ideas to find some sanity in pumping and motherhood. I enjoyed diving into each one and may extend this further in the future, who knows! What one are you going to try? Tell me in the comments below: